If you can't charm them with your wits, baffle them with your stupidity.



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bringonthepayne1d
Hi babe! once you get this, you must say 5 nice things about yourself publicly then send it to 10 other people, thinking good things about yourself is hard, but i hope you list 5 positive things because you're beautiful and deserve to feel beautiful, so give It a go! xx

Thank you, Shannon! You’re beautiful yourself, darling!

1. I’m pretty damn good at math

2. I have pretty brown eyes

3. I love my curves

4. I know A LOT about Greek Mythology

5. I make fantastic cookies

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homeiswithlarry:

does anybody else ever feel bad about everything at once? like you’ll be sad because someone said a mean thing and then you’ll start thinking about the time you threw a tantrum when you were 4 and start feeling like a piece of shit and then you remember ur pet goldfish dying even though it was 16 years ago




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itslevilosa:

schrodingers-cat-paradox:

 #omg i’d be freaking out if i was that close to being cut in half #but tony’s just ‘welp there goes the door oh well’

#i love how he just tosses it on the ground #like #‘well fuck i guess i gotta replace that now jesus”

#billionaireproblems




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sansael:

fishingboatproceeds:

madangelwithabox:

Oh my god my roommate is reading Looking for Alaska and she just said out loud, “Oh my gosh it’s 1 day before I’m so excited to find out what it’s before!” Really enthusiastically. Poor girl.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

is that John Green




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handcuffharry:

does zayn sing like an angel or do angels sing like a zayn




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lightsharpnesssong:

dont-be-a-pichu:

femmeboyant:

still upset that the films never acknowledge that Peeta loses a limb in the first arena and goes through the Quarter Quell with a prosthetic leg

or that Katniss has suffered permanent hearing loss in one of her ears and now requires a hearing aid

or, you know, the Avoxes




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Dean Winchester Expectations vs. Reality




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ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..




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It’s hard not to feel broken
when it’s always quiet enough
to hear your pieces rattle.




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riichardmadden:

#i’ve never even watched this and this is the least okay post of my life




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omglobitsalex:

THESE ARE SO GREAT




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asktheundeadroyals:

15 seconds of all the songs I could find that sync with this gif

WHY ISN’T WHAT IS LOVE ON THIS PLAYLIST?

tagged as: THE GIF IS LITERALLY BASED OFF THE SKIT FROM SNL;  THE ONT WITH JIM CARREY AND WILL FARREL AND KRIS KATAN;  



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bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place


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