If you can't charm them with your wits, baffle them with your stupidity.

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Hail Hydra

staff no

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what the set list should be

  • strong
  • happily
  • something great
  • strong
  • use somebody
  • you and i
  • strong
  • happily 
  • through the dark
  • strong

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tumblr said i “liked” your post, but in reality? i loved it. i love you

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tom “i just can’t say no” hiddleston: actual circus bear

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Technology then and now

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tagged as: oh dear fuck;  im so not fucking prepared for this shit;  

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yeah no

i’m not one of those people that will preach unconditional sex positivity

because some people’s “kinks” are having sex with children

and rubbing their genitals on random people on the train

so na

miss me with the lectures about “kink shaming”

because there is a line

and way too many people cross it

don’t forget people who fuck animals when animals literally cannot give consent

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our child hood


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and then they didnt put her on the final list


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apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

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Orange is the New Black cast for Entertainment Weekly (May 2, 2014)

tagged as: god I can't wait for this to come back on;  

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Anthony Mackie gets really excited at the mention of being in other Marvel projects. [x]

This man is a fucking gift to this fandom and should be cherished.